60 Humorous stories and Travel logs http://www.symbioticpublishing.com en-us Copyright 2006 Symbiotic Publishing 13 Apr 2008 21:06:00 -0600 Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:02:00 -0600 thartman@symbioticpublishing.com (Tom Hartman) Humorous road warrior,travel,family life, and army war stories as published on SymbioticPublishing.com Tom Hartman Humorous stories about traveling, family, friends, old army stories and life in the modern world. Published on SymbioticPublishing.com or look for our podcast in the iTunes Music Store Tom Hartman thartman@symbioticpublishing.com No No Tom Hartman How not to impress your boss So should you blow off the President or your friends. If it wasn't funny it would make you wonder. http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/meeting.mp3 Tue, 13 Dec 2005 23:47:13 CST 17:43 Sales Meeting, Novell, Basketball, Blowoff, Comedy, Drinking Tom Hartman Wedding at the Edinburgh Castle in Scotland Jodie Wilkinson and James Stewarts'wedding in Edinburgh Castle on Saturday the 19th of November 2005 No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/wedding.mp3 Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:17:22 CST 13:01 Edinburgh, Humour, Comedy, Wedding, Humor, Stewart, Hartman, Wilkinson, Drinking Tom Hartman Walking tour of Edinburgh after the Wedding at the Castle in Scotland a podcast of a walking tour around Edinburgh after attending Jodie and James wedding in Scotland No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/Edinburgh.mp3 Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:52:01 CST 14:28 Edinburgh, Humour, Comedy, Wedding, Humor, Stewart, Hartman, Wilkinson, Drinking Tom Hartman Army Story from 1984 1st in a series of Podcasts from a bunch of old war stories and other lies that I've told or have been told. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/sniper.mp3 Sat, 10 Dec 2005 17:53:01 CST 13:56 U.S.Army, Sniper, Tom Hartman, Humour, Comedy, Humor Tom Hartman Christmas 2005 Humorous story about building a computer with you teenage son just because your wife thinks it will be a good idea. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/Christmas2005.mp3 Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:15:34 CST 16:19 Chistmas,Computer, Father and Son, Tom Hartman, Humour, Comedy, Humor Tom Hartman Worst day of skiing is better than the best day of working Humorous story about a company team meeting and ski trip. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/team-meeting.mp3 Sun, 12 Feb 2006 23:15:34 CST 16:19 Team Meeting, Novell, Skiing,Tom Hartman, Humour, Comedy, Humor Tom Hartman Army humor jokes heard at the NCO Club A couple of jokes and one story as heard at the Fort Benning NCO Club. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/Bar-Humour.mp3 Sun, 7 May 2006 23:15:34 CST 4:24 Army,War Stories,Tom Hartman,Jokes,Humour Comedy Humor Tom Hartman Motorcycle riding with Son Your 50 years old have been married for 30 years you can have an affair or rent a Motorcycle. Your wife looks over the insurance policy and decides that renting a motorcycle has more upside. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/motorcycle.mp3 Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:29:07 CST 21:46 Motorcycle, Gold Wing, Honda, Harley, Texas, Tom Hartman, Humor,Humorous,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman We don't treat other people like family and I'm sure they thank us for it No one loves you enough to tell you the truth and the truth hurts. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/like-family.mp3 We don't treat other people like family and I'm sure they thank us for it. Published as a podcast and as a blog on http://www.symbioticpublishing.com Podcasts Sat, 9 Sep 2006 11:50:00 -0600 7:55 Family, Fat, Truth, Home, Tom Hartman, Humor,Humorous,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman We really do know why you fly and we also know how to take advantage of that Humor about how American Airlines really does know why you fly and how they also know how to take advantage of that. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/airline.mp3 Humor about how American Airlines really does know why you fly and how they also know how to take advantage of that. Published as a podcast and as a blog on http://www.symbioticpublishing.com Podcasts Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:50:00 -0600 11:42 We know why you fly, American Airlines, Fly, American, Tom Hartman, Flying, Cancelled Flight, delay, Travel, DFW, Dallas/Fort Worth,Abott,Costello, Humor,Humorous,Abott and Costello Baseball skit, Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman Why is the most romantic character a widower Humor about why the most romantic thing to a women is a dead wife. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/widowers.mp3 Humor about why the most romantic thing to a women is a dead wife. Published as a podcast and as a blog on http://www.symbioticpublishing.com Podcasts Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:50:00 -0600 12:57 Romance, Romantic,Humor,Humour, Tom Hartman,Widower,Widow,Dead Wife, Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman If you want to be a happy husband, do whatever your wife tells you to do. Active Listening is actively doing whatever your wife tells you to do. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/happy-husbands.mp3 Active Listening is doing whatever your wife tells you to do. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com Podcasts Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:50:00 -0600 8:47 Happy,Husband,Romance,Humor,Humour,Tom Hartman,Happy Husband,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman Life is a mix of stuff and this night was a pretty strange mix but it sure was fun. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/heart.mp3 A night of pleasant strangeness. Life is a mix of stuff and this night was a pretty strange mix but it sure was fun. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com Podcasts Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:02:00 -0600 11:53 Texas Honky Tonk, Bar, Dancing, Delane, Texas Two-step, Texas, Fort Worth,Tom Hartman,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman Our first Global Kick off that isn't in the USA. Paris Disneyland, it ain't Paris and it ain't Disneyland Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/disneyland-2006.mp3 Our first Global Kick off that isn't in the USA. Paris Disneyland, it ain't Paris and it ain't Disneyland Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com Podcasts Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:02:00 -0600 24:22 Paris,Disneyland,Novell,Global Kick-off,Humor,Tom Hartman,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman How do you tell your kids not to do what you did? You know your a Dad when the "Hot looking" girl in the sexy outfit makes you say, "What was her father thinking about when he let her go out dressed like that?" Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/first-love.mp3 How do you tell your kids not to do what you did? You know you're a Dad when the "Hot looking" girl in the sexy outfit makes you say, "What was her father thinking about when he let her go out dressed like that?" Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com Podcasts Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:02:00 -0600 7:02 Dating,First Love, Love,Humor,Tom Hartman,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman You know you have a great wife when she offers you a Blonde for your Father's Day gift. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/Fathers-Day.mp3 You know you have a great wife when she offers you a Blonde for your Father's Day gift. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com Podcasts Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:02:00 -0600 21:32 Motocycle, Father's Day, BMW, R1200RT, R 1200 RT, Honda, Gold Wing,Love,Humor,Tom Hartman,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman December 25th is a sunny 33 degrees, all the presents are open and the road is calling. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/Chrismas-ride-2007.mp3 December 25th is a sunny 33 degrees, all the presents are open and the road is calling. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com Podcasts 27 Dec 2007 21:06:00 -0600 11:06 Motocycle, Christmas, BMW, R1200RT, R 1200 RT,insane asylum yellow jacket,Humor,Farm to Market,Tom Hartman,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman Balancing your expensive BMW on its Magnesium valve covers while it spins like a top at 30 mph is not the best way to start out a 400 mile road trip. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/Motorcycle-Crash.mp3 Balancing your expensive BMW on its Magnesium valve covers while it spins like a top at 30 mph is not the best way to start out a 400 mile road trip. Humor written by Tom Hartman and published on www.SymbioticPublishing.com Podcasts 26 Mar 2008 21:06:00 -0600 14:27 Motocycle, Crash, Valve Covers, BMW, R1200RT, R 1200 RT,insane asylum yellow jacket,Humor,Farm to Market,Tom Hartman,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast Tom Hartman I'm really a Photographer, Who's photos have been used in training, advertisements, text books and in the featured film Drag Me to Hell. I'm a enthusiastic motorcyclist. A former Army Grunt, Huey Helicopter crew chief / door gunner, Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Warfare specialist, a tactics instructor who taught Anti-Armor ambushes, and Military Operations on Urbanized Terrain (MOUT) at the United States Army Infantry School. Or maybe I'm a struggling author because I have written articles, contributed to books and maintain an extensive blog at www.symbioticpublishing.com. No http://www.symbioticpublishing.com/podcasts/about-the-author.mp3 I'm really a Photographer, Who's photos have been used in training, advertisements, text books and in the featured film Drag Me to Hell. I'm a enthusiastic motorcyclist. A former Army Grunt, Huey Helicopter crew chief / door gunner, Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Warfare specialist, a tactics instructor who taught Anti-Armor ambushes, and Military Operations on Urbanized Terrain (MOUT) at the United States Army Infantry School. Or maybe I'm a struggling author because I have written articles, contributed to books and maintain an extensive blog at www.symbioticpublishing.com. Podcasts 13 Apr 2008 21:06:00 -0600 14:27 Tom Hartman,Symbiotic,Publishing, Podcast